The “Straight Sex Is Government Propaganda” hat is for the ones who question everything — including the so-called “norms.” Bold, irreverent, and a little too honest, it’s embroidered with unapologetic clarity on a classic trucker silhouette. Whether you’re wearing it to brunch, Pride, or just to make your conservative uncle sweat, this hat does the talking for you.

Details:

• High-quality embroidery (no patches, no print)

• Adjustable snapback fit

• Made to last, designed to provoke

• Because the truth should always have good stitching