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Channel a little bit of King of the Hill energy with a hat that feels like it came straight out of Arlen, Texas—dry humor, a little unhinged, and completely unforgettable. This trucker hat featuring the phrase “John Record Taught Me How to Fuck” leans into that deadpan, back-porch storytelling vibe—like something you’d overhear between lawn chairs and a cold beer.
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US$40
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