Set the record straight—politely, and with a needle. The Live Laugh Leave By Nine embroidery kit features crisp green lettering stitched onto off-white fabric, surrounded by a classic floral ring in soft shades of green, pink, cream, yellow, and lavender. It looks sweet at first glance. Until you actually read it, of course.

This kit includes everything you need to create a piece of décor that says, “I love you all, but also: bedtime.” If you’re an early-to-bed introvert, a hostess with boundaries, or someone who appreciates a little honesty dressed up in florals, this project is relaxing to make and delightful to display.

Hang it near the door, gift it to a friend who always ghosts at 8:45, or keep it as a reminder that joy, laughter, and hard exits can coexist