Some people forget their keys. Some forget to defrost the chicken. And then there’s the woman on these socks, screaming because, oops! She forgot to have kids!

These pink crew socks with maroon heel, toe, and cuff stripes say what plenty of holiday dinners have hinted at already.

The design features a retro-style woman mid-yell, paired with the bold text “OMG! I Forgot To Have Kids!” so you don’t have to explain yourself. It’s right there, stitched in cotton, polyester, and a touch of elastic for stretch. They’re soft, comfy, and made to fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12).

Wear them to family gatherings, girls’ night, or just when you want to laugh at life’s “timelines.” Because honestly, who has the checklist figured out anyway?